Bad Puns Great Fun

oliviawhen:

We adopted a cat!! His name is Brioche. He will let anyone pet his stomach, loves to talk to himself, and is not afraid of vacuums. Very good bake.

tru-makes-quilts:

When Karen Nyberg lived on the International Space Station, she and NASA invited crafters from around the world to join a project to stitch together a global community quilt. Karen stitched a 9” square star-themed quilt block in space and encouraged others to create their own star-themed quilt blocks on earth. NASA received over 2400 quilt squares from around the world. A team of NASA and Johnson Space Center volunteers quilted the squares together and created 28 king sized quilts. The panels spanned the globe and the completed quilts represent a truly interconnected world. (source)

bigfatgingernerd:

anarcho-gunman:

crazy-brazilian:

amber-acrylic:

kawaii-pigeon:

phantomchick:

cryptonature:

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

@amber-acrylic

kaijuno:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

rqqu:

elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

IM SO ANGRY

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

We could’ve had it all…

let’s bring her back

I’m sorry whomst the fuck is the Keeper of Star Pictures??? Who precisely has declared we aren’t allowed to see a toad in the stars??? I see her. You see her. There she is. Fuck this, the Star Toad is real.

I’m an astrophysicist and confirm star toad

kellkyy:

Its from that meme

moveslikekeithrichards:

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

authorofemotion:

authorofemotion:

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

stop tagging this as the ray banz event sale

apricitic:

on purpose!!! love people on purpose!!! find someone wonderful and love them and tell them it wasn’t an accident, you had a choice, you saw who they were and realized how lovely it would be to love them, and it is!!! i made a good decision! i love you on purpose!!!

nonasuch:

nonasuch:

azvolrien:

nonasuch:

good morning everyone! I have a new all-time favorite work of art, and it’s this early 19thc ivory netsuke in the shape of an INCREDIBLY fat bird

This must’ve been a popular design for netsuke, because there’s a very similar one on display in the National Museum of Scotland:

important update!!! the borb is part of a FLOCK

after venturing out to pinterest in search of their roundest birds, i present the following

AND it turns out they probably all have FEET

dilfosaur:

digs myself deeper and deeper bc i needed to draw more delinquent eugene

akindplace:

Rest is not earned by being productive and overworking. It is a human right. It is a human need. You deserve to rest.

o1ie:

o1ie:

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

thats what im fucking talking about

youcannottakeitwithyou:

Hanna Sobachko-Shostak (Ukrainian, 1883-1962)